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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

#text  #fave  

signs secret abilities

mellarkish:

  • aries: can write hella cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
 OH
 OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
 I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
 SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
 JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

#chat  #fave  #hilarity  

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

#text  #fave  #feminism  

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

rstarr-grier:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

FOR MOMS!

#photo  #fave  #hilarity  

herhmione:

girls don’t like boys girls like accurate film adaptations of books

#text  #its true  

bewbin:

Nana no

How to Seduce Each Zodiac Sign

theartistictvshowaddict:

theartistictvshowaddict:

Aries: Food

Taurus: Food

Gemini: Food

Cancer: Food

Leo: Food

Virgo: Food

Libra: Food

Scorpio: Murder

Sagittarius: Food

Capricorn: Food

Aquarius: Food

Pisces: Food

One of these is not like the others

uglysaiah:

2am-poetry:

candidinatlanta:

"As the protesters marched through the streets, it began to storm. Every time the thunder crashed, the protesters would cheer louder and louder. It seemed as if mother nature herself were cheering them on.."

My favorite is the fuck the cops photo. Lol

love this.

myartblogbitch:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
#chat  #fave  

flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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#text  #fave  #hilarity